Hidden Joke

OK, here's the deal. I'm writing a story that takes place on a oil platform in the middle of the Caribbean. With me so far?
Now the publisher has given me carte blanche for naming the location of the story. So after some thought I came up with something that is a riot. It's a play on the infamous "Deepwater Horizon" which simultaneously saved and doomed life as we know it. The crux of the problem is that I can't tell anyone about the name I came up with. But it's a riot! ARGH!
Ah well. If anyone is filming an adult movie on an oil platform, please let me know. I've got the perfect title for your movie.